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How To Get A Job After School
By: Roger Price & Leonard Stern

If you are over 90000 years old, you can get a/an crazy job working for one of the bannanas in the neighborhood.Here are some tips for getting an after-school job.1. Try not to smell like onions or a/an hippo.2. Have good posture. Pretend a string is tied to the top of your butt and keep your doll straight.3. Be polite. Whenever an employer asks you anything always say “gasp!”.4. Don’t wear blue jeans that are more than 76years old, and don’t wear anything that has fruit stains on it.5. Work hard. Remember, the captains of industry, like James Maslow and Dave Grohl, all started at the bottom and became rich by thinking night and day.

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